You're a fool.
How is it they say it on the internet? Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
Shameful, that it's you. And that it is I. And it comes down to this between the two of us.
Delete my journal again and I will gut you. It does not belong to you.
Really, that is all. Shoo now. I have things to do.
That do not include molesting Dante. Do not begin to assume for a moment I don't know what conversations have been had about me.
Edit: On a secondary note: Let it be known I am in full capacity of all of myself. I do hope that meaning catches and sticks, and does not go over that horrifically colored and bright shaggy little brainbowl of yours. There is no flipflopping such as you assume there still is. I am here, I am who I am meant to be, and I will not have you forcing anything else.
Are we clear? We are? Lovely.
Edit II: I also recommend you fix Dante's as well. I don't care what you do with the others, but for me and mine...Well.
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I won't be bothering with this any longer.
I have more important things to do.
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I wish you to see something.
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell TestExcuse me while I laugh myself into sickness.
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Amazing, how a little intimidation goes a long way.
Underdome. I feel as though I should expect to be greeted by Tina Turner in a brass bra when I get there.
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You're going to Hell if you:
* Can name 10 beers but not one of the Ten Commandments. DANTE
* Think WWJD stands "What Would J.Lo Do?"
* Are a whoremonger. DANTE
* Can't stand harp music.
* Wear white after Labor Day.
* Have built a shrine to Michael Jackson, even a small one.
* Have severed heads in your freezer.
* Have occasionally asked God to damn something for you. DANTE
* Have considered selling your soul for a Mercedes convertible.
* Sometimes use the Lord's name in vain, especially when you can't find the TV remote or stub your toe in the dark. DANTE
* Have watched a movie with graphic violence, brief nudity, sexual themes or adult language. DANTE
* Use the F word more than once a day. DANTE
* Felt powerful and satisfied after squashing an insect. DANTE
* Have engaged in sexual acts for reasons other than procreation. DANTE
* Have undressed people with your eyes at family reunions. DANTE i saw that you filthy bastard i did i did
* Don't understand what's so bad about alcohol since it makes you feel so good. DANTE
* Ever fell down because you drank too much. "The Bible says, 'Thou mayest swayeth on thy feet,' " says Pinewood. DANTE
* Ever laughed at or imitated a mentally or physically handicapped person. "This is especially difficult as the rule includes midgets with big heads," says Pinewood.
* Ever had a bath or shower with someone of the opposite sex. DANTE
* Ever had a bath or shower with someone of the same sex. DANTE deny it all you want i see the truth yes
* Are a homosexual, transsexual, heterosexual or metrosexual.
* Ever rolled your eyes at the mention of Mother Teresa. DANTE
* Make a practice of stepping on sidewalk cracks. DANTE
* Belong to any organized religion. "Every religion believes the members of every other religion are going to hell," explains Pinewood. "And since you can only belong to one religion at a time, it's a Catch 22 situation."
* Covet your neighbor's wife, husband, car, house, donkey or any of their household appliances. DANTE
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