Vergil - you're all going to hell

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Vergil
Date: 2006-05-10 22:42
Subject: you're all going to hell
Security: Public
Mood:chipper chipper
Tags:everyone's a sinner, hell hell hell, it's coming you know, really the fire tickles a bit

You're going to Hell if you:

* Can name 10 beers but not one of the Ten Commandments. DANTE

* Think WWJD stands "What Would J.Lo Do?"

* Are a whoremonger. DANTE

* Can't stand harp music.

* Wear white after Labor Day.

* Have built a shrine to Michael Jackson, even a small one.

* Have severed heads in your freezer.

* Have occasionally asked God to damn something for you. DANTE

* Have considered selling your soul for a Mercedes convertible.

* Sometimes use the Lord's name in vain, especially when you can't find the TV remote or stub your toe in the dark. DANTE

* Have watched a movie with graphic violence, brief nudity, sexual themes or adult language. DANTE

* Use the F word more than once a day. DANTE

* Felt powerful and satisfied after squashing an insect. DANTE

* Have engaged in sexual acts for reasons other than procreation. DANTE

* Have undressed people with your eyes at family reunions. DANTE i saw that you filthy bastard i did i did

* Don't understand what's so bad about alcohol since it makes you feel so good. DANTE

* Ever fell down because you drank too much. "The Bible says, 'Thou mayest swayeth on thy feet,' " says Pinewood. DANTE

* Ever laughed at or imitated a mentally or physically handicapped person. "This is especially difficult as the rule includes midgets with big heads," says Pinewood.

* Ever had a bath or shower with someone of the opposite sex. DANTE

* Ever had a bath or shower with someone of the same sex. DANTE deny it all you want i see the truth yes

* Are a homosexual, transsexual, heterosexual or metrosexual.

* Ever rolled your eyes at the mention of Mother Teresa. DANTE

* Make a practice of stepping on sidewalk cracks. DANTE

* Belong to any organized religion. "Every religion believes the members of every other religion are going to hell," explains Pinewood. "And since you can only belong to one religion at a time, it's a Catch 22 situation."

* Covet your neighbor's wife, husband, car, house, donkey or any of their household appliances. DANTE

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Anya
User: [info]cynicalcharm
Date: 2006-05-11 02:49 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Obviously, the entire planet is going to Hell. Not that I mind, although I would like to destroy every rabbit on Earth and learn more about the child trading business before I go.

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Vergil
User: [info]milieudesanges
Date: 2006-05-11 03:06 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

rabble rabble rabble

dishonorable

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Anya
User: [info]cynicalcharm
Date: 2006-05-11 03:09 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

And people have the nerve to tell me I don't make any sense?

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King Laharl: snark
User: [info]kid_overlord
Date: 2006-05-11 02:54 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:snark

Tch. If people went to hell for THAT nonsense, the Netherworld would be overflowing with braindead idiots.

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Anya
User: [info]cynicalcharm
Date: 2006-05-11 02:56 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

You mean it isn't any longer? What changed?

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King Laharl: ?!
User: [info]kid_overlord
Date: 2006-05-11 03:05 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:?!

It never was. What sort of crazy world are YOU living in?

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Vergil
User: [info]milieudesanges
Date: 2006-05-11 03:08 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

if not brainless and ignorant what indeed dwells in hell

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King Laharl: laugh
User: [info]kid_overlord
Date: 2006-05-11 03:20 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:laugh

Powerful demons that can kick your ass all the way to Celestia and back! Blindfolded and with both hands tied back, even.

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Dante
User: [info]redlightvoodoo
Date: 2006-05-11 03:24 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Who let your loony ass on the office computer.

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Vergil
User: [info]milieudesanges
Date: 2006-05-11 03:29 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

mother's doppleganger likes me

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Dante
User: [info]redlightvoodoo
Date: 2006-05-11 03:32 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Uh...Huh. Yeah, me and Trish are gonna have to have a little heart to heart.

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Sora
User: [info]heartoflight
Date: 2006-05-11 03:59 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

I'm seeing my best friend's future in this~

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Vergil
User: [info]milieudesanges
Date: 2006-05-11 04:05 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

hell isn't really so bad once you get past the eternal torment part

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Sora
User: [info]heartoflight
Date: 2006-05-11 04:07 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

o.o

Izzat so?

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Maria: Butterfly Girl
User: [info]ladymaria
Date: 2006-05-11 04:51 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:Butterfly Girl

Oops. Looks like I'm going to hell, again! :)

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Vergil
User: [info]milieudesanges
Date: 2006-05-11 05:01 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

ah

another repeat offender

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Maria
User: [info]ladymaria
Date: 2006-05-11 05:06 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Guilty as charged, sweetie.

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That Al Bhed girl: wha-huh?
User: [info]cidsgirl
Date: 2006-05-11 05:01 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:wha-huh?

I don't think I've done any of those things... Not that it matters, cause Al Bhed aren't religious and don't believe in Hell.

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Vergil
User: [info]milieudesanges
Date: 2006-05-11 05:02 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

but hell is very real

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That Al Bhed girl: think think think
User: [info]cidsgirl
Date: 2006-05-11 05:21 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:think think think

For you, maybe. My idea of hell is being trapped in the same room as my older brother for ten minutes or longer. Since that happens on a daily basis and I survive, I think I'll do just fine.

Not that I've done any of the things on the list, though!!

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Laura
User: [info]sketchedkittens
Date: 2006-05-11 05:05 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

You're weird!

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Vergil
User: [info]milieudesanges
Date: 2006-05-11 05:09 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

not weird

broken

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The Lord of the Underworld, baby.
User: [info]coolconniption
Date: 2006-05-11 05:16 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

PFFT.

Too many specific requirements.

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Vergil
User: [info]milieudesanges
Date: 2006-05-11 05:18 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

and your authority would be...

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Angela Orosco: pic#45822764
User: [info]incendia
Date: 2006-05-11 06:25 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:pic#45822764

Hm. Interesting..

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